TODAY’S HEADLINES AND THE SNARKY RESPONSES THEY INSPIRE

You Found Your 13-Year-Old’s Porn Stash

 Kids today are so spoiled. I never had a porn stash when I was 13.

What Losers Look Like

Please don’t tell me to look in the mirror again.

I Bought 27,000 Twitter Followers It cost $202. Was it worth it?

It depends on what the prior going rate for twits was.

Robot Bees Designed To Take Over for Real Dying Bees

Another product of Bain Capital, no doubt.

Hillary Clinton Meets Christina Aguilera, Checks Out Her Boobs

Should have done that with Bill before thay got married.

Dollar and precious metals at a glance

That’s all I’ve ever done, is get a glance at them.

Rush, Public Enemy among Rock Hall of Fame noms

There should be no rush to get public enemies of rock like Rush and Public Enemy into the Rock Hall of Fame.

Can we stop lies from becoming “facts”?

Not as long as there’s a Fox News.

Facebook passes 1 billion active users

All but three of whom post utter nonsense on their walls (Me and my two sons).

Wal-Mart workers on strike

Of course the strike was made in China.

The drug dealer downstairs

Damn! The things you need at home are never on the same floor.

Is Tim Tebow the answer for the problem in N.Y.?

No, legal Big Gulps are the answer for the problem in N.Y.

On eve of title fight, boxer Orlando Cruz reveals he is gay

What, a guy who gets a shot at a championship shouldn’t be happy?

Numbers, Schmumbers, 9% is About Half, Isn’t It?

 More proof of the state of public education. Oh, Romney, a PRIVATE SCHOOL graduate did that?

Movements Need Politicians—and Vice Versa

Especially bowel movements.

Mortgage Fraud Task Force Takes On JPMorgan Chase

Maybe they should just chase JPMorgan.

 
Just like Michael Jackson…always with a hand firmly grasping his crotch.
 
 
What isn’t?
 
 
 
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  • little_minx  On October 5, 2012 at 12:12 PM

    Barrel. Fish. Shoot.

  • little_minx  On October 6, 2012 at 5:17 PM

    Here’s another: “Republican Lawmaker Says Evolution Is a Lie ‘Straight From the Pit of Hell’”:
    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2012/10/06/video_paul_broun_calls_evolution_big_bang_theory_lies_straight_from_the_pit_of_hell.html

  • little_minx  On October 9, 2012 at 11:45 AM

    Have fun snarking on THESE as well…

    “Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman Split Because Of His Womanizing Ways”:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/09/danny-devito-rhea-perlman-split-his-womanizing-ways_n_1950832.html

    “Florida man collapses, dies after winning roach-eating contest” (I don’t even want to open the link!).

    • umoc193  On October 15, 2012 at 5:27 AM

      For some reasons those headlines do not inspire the snark in me.

      Miss seeing your comments in the P-G. Rob Rogers’ cartoons retain the blog format with screen names rather than Facebook links. Yoou mmay have been reading without commenting, which would be a surprise knowing you.

      The latest entry is a cartoon on conspiracy theories but the main discussion point has been on economics. Code Red, Hockey dad and Living in Reality ( the worst name since the guy does not, in fact, live in reality) have been hard charging at Obama’s socialism. LIR in particular is insistent that Keyensian economics have never worked despite so much evidence to the contrary.

      I kind of tripped him up when I pointed out several examples of what would be deemed socialistic actions if done under Obama that were carried out by St. Ronnie. But several threads back LIR freely confessed that facts and the truth do not matter to him.

      Tourist has chimed in with some wonderful level-headed and head-leveling comments.

      Give it a look if you haven’t already done so.

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